WHAT THE BLURP ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT THE BLURP ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

By Andy Weddington

Wednesday, 13 October 2021

The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.  - Billy Sunday

Received note inquiring from what book come blurps. Laughed out loud then snorted! Just pay attention to WIGO (What Is Going On)  and make them up. But, maybe, a book. 

Until bound and published, some more ...

- BRANDON - gratest President in U. S. history. 

- When freedom gets hard, people, hard people, say, "When."

- 2024 Democrat ticket: BRANDON/BIDEN

- With numbers and courage, America can be righted overnight.

- Pfrak (newest "f" word) [because any word, legit or not, can mean anything you want it to mean; all that's necessary is agreement]

- Let's impeach Joe Brandon!

- Why is there "need" for a covid "vaccine"? Because we went from filthy water faucets and garden hoses to designer bottled water. 

- "Hi, folks! I'm Joe Brandon and I'm running for Senate."

- Voids get filled. No leaders? No problem. Birth the leadership coaching industry.

- Coming soon ... civil, polished, strong letters of outrage transitioning to measures with more oomph. 

- Meteor? Meteor? No need. Mankind will extinguish life on Earth soon enough. God refers to it as ... 'My Grand Reset.'

- Had a recent job offer (interested in my peculiar way with words). "Do I have to work?" "Yes, of course." "No thanks, what I do is fun!"

- I've many tools - to complement household items and wit - to repair most any thing. And the master tool - sledge hammer - to fix every thing; to beyond repair.

- IF ONLY the stupid people realized they were, and the believed stupid realized they were not. IF ONLY

- As steps in marching ... so is all words in blurps adjustable. [Sometimes I tweak them after publishing.]

- Malcolm Gladwell wrote, in English, a book - 'The Tipping Point' In current American lingo that translates ... 'We're Pissed Off & Done'

- To destroy some aggressive, metastasized cancers, near death a must. Undoubtedly, Founding Fathers knew - granting the people Constitutional ways and means to rid representation not. 

- Overheard a guy, wearing mask and metal colander, standing in line at the post office, "Thank god for Facebook! Now the world knows I'm an authority on everything. Fact-checked."

- Strange ways the world is intertwined - in reality or through language ... dogs and trees, for example - bark; differently.

- Will the collective defense of oath takers in breach be, "Well, fingers were crossed. Swear."?

- Up with people. For clarity - a definitive statement - insert words "some" and "fed" ... as you please.

- LAST NIGHT came credible word there's going to be a nation-wide walk out. So folks can properly pack, is the walk to Canada, Mexico, or elsewhere?

- A stranger inquired, "Where do you get your clever takes on life you call "blurps"? Not so strangely, I inquired with a blurb, "From taking a look at life. Where else is there so much of clever?"

- Problem with the Pentagon? Regardless angle tried, despite all the cubes, square not possible.

- Power of silence: Pride - knowing you are in the right. Discipline - knowing you are in the right.

- On making a first impression - win or woe? Second impressions - find their place. Solely yours, to show.

- I stand for ... God, Country, Corps; oaths; Colors; National Anthem; Pledge of Allegiance; Marines Hymn; Freedom, Truth, Justice; and Ladies. You stand for what?

- In need of expert counsel? On anything? All free on social media - start with Facebook.

- Few things strike (me) more disturbing than a lack of trustworthiness in a U. S. Marine; especially officer. 

- I saw a depressed looking dog drinking coffee walking backwards the wrong way down a one-way street. Perked me up. 

- What's the difference between butterfly and moth? Well, for one, spelling.

- When a little girl can buy an ice cream with a found blue rock from a guy selling from his roving truck, a good sign America has not gone completely mad. [That happened.]

- So today a doctor, inventor of technology for covid vaccines, pointed out the vaccinated are, in fact, super spreaders of new virus variants, and the not vaccinated are not a problem. [Logic: The not vaccinated are safer than the vaccinated.]

- An expert ... is not if unable to translate (their expertise) into understandable plainspeak.

- Think about it ... forcing a "vaccine" into someone who says, "No," is much like rape - no means no.

- Etc. (because there is more - always more)

- "No" - a Constitutionally protected position (! not required)

- The Constitution sides with 'We the People' (an army no army can defeat)

- Today, we celebrate and honor the good guys ... Americans, at Southwest, with balls!

- As noted previously, there is no such thing as a secret. But if you want to get one off your itchy mind, tell someone with Alzheimer's Disease.

- I don't understand the sign - "Lost Dog"  Why not, "Dog Gone"?

- So, Southwest cancelled thousands of flights and blamed weather. In truth, it was absolutely whether - whether employees (pilots) would agree to vaccination. They said, "No!"

- Look around ... There's compelling argument the covid "vaccine" is injecting "stupid" into mRNA.

- There is no such thing as a secret.

- G, D C A F B E? A question of orderly disorder.

- "Let's go, Brandon!" has unmasked shortages of ... 1. Tattoo artists; 2. Red ink

- DON'T FRET - Best to miss than play the wrong note. The brain remedies what's missing but otherwise cringes.

- S      P      A      C      E     is your friend.

- INTEGRITY absent then not COURAGE

- Throne Bestowal - Scan the paper prior to seating. 

- What happened 07 Dec 1941 and 03 Nov 2020? Zero(s).

- As to Education - To get the attention of School Boards these days, imperative it is parents whack them over the head with a great big board - the Constitution.

- Two heads are not better than one. Otherwise, one, per body, would not be the evolutionary standard. (Take it up with God. And Darwin.)

- Think Tank is crew NOT you thinking.

- "equity in grading" - The intent of an east coast primary school system. Engage, parents! This is an attack to marginalize performance - merit to mediocrity. [Who do you want for your heart surgeon, airline pilot, or wealth manager? The smart kid? Or the "equity smart" kid?]

- When oaths fail - unmasked is no integrity, accountability, responsibility, etc.

- The Great Reset? The (inevitable) Great War cometh resets The (unrealized) Great Reset.

- When under oath ... "I can't remember" is the response three times or more then there ought be law ordering to "Life in Memory Care."

- Think Tanks tank thinking. 

- 03 November 2020 - Is this, too, "a date that will live in infamy"?

- Unsalted rice cake, egg plant chips, unsweetened plain almond milk - To die for? or To die from?

- Let's go, Brandon!" is already tattooed on somebody.

- [American flag] 1350 Project

- With the current administration ... If Jumpin' Jack flashed, he'd be celebrated not arrested.

- A big mistake it'd be to presume America's warriors are not. 

- Stage 4 cancer does not always win.

- Reflecting on days in uniform ... Nary a commanding officer nor commanding general of mine comes to mind, during an office call, saying, "Andy, let me check with my leadership coach."

- Health Scare ... Today, fully vaccinated last testing negative. Tomorrow, symptomatic positive blaming the negative unvaccinated. 

- If ever wondering whether or not God has a sense of humor, America today answers. We're not supposed to understand His jokes. 

- LIFE is ... for entertainment purposes only.

- SCONES - Perfected! No sugar (added) apple cinnamon walnut. About 85 calories (pie slice). My secret recipe. Really good! Awaiting buyout ...

- GOLF - For beginners, image the joy were the hole the diameter of a basketball hoop. And shrinks, proportionally, to improvement. 

- A Colonel of Truth - 13 years of words (on everything). With government now trying to monitor all transactions of $600.00 or more, please keep applause to $599.99 or less. Thank you!

Finally ...

- Today's the U. S. Navy's birthday. Considering ... Do we sing "Happy Birthday" or extend "Rest in Peace"?