MASS OF SUNDAY MORNING BLURPS; CONCOCTED SATURDAY BEFORE NIGHT

MASS OF SUNDAY MORNING BLURPS; CONCOCTED SATURDAY BEFORE NIGHT

By Andy Weddington

Sunday, 10 October 2021

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. - Jimmy Buffett

Now blurps awaken me from deep sleep, occur during morning coffee, pop in while sketching and painting, and, without fail, spark from most anything I see, hear, taste, smell, or touch.

And so the latest ...

- As a Marine pal sagely opined on the USS Connecticut's (submarine) recent collision ... God forbid if the crew's Critical Race Theory training was not up to date.  

- Once heard Willie Nelson describe the golf course on his massive ranch. He bragged about one particular hole - Par 27 - and said he damn near birdied it one morning. 

- What was a "slip" called before Freud?

- The ultimate Christmas sweater ... Portrait of President Biden captioned, "Let's go, Brandon." ('Made in China')

- Here we are on this minuscule and fragile blue-hued orb hurtling through the dark vastness of a mysterious something intriguing to scientists and explorers and to think I once thought being five minutes early mattered. 

- What if you owned the key to everything but it unlocked nothing?

- Ah, the soothing sounds of ... restful rain, sweet Sinatra and tinny tinnitus lazing on Saturday afternoon.

- AMERICA - of competence, excellence, and results ... without excuses when not measuring up. Where, oh where, did She go?

- We'll never know what might have been had Sade's operator not been smooth. 

- Times three is sometimes not so charming.

- Palm Springs, hot summer night at a Frank Sinatra Drive intersection ... Looker driving late model convertible (up) coupe eases up to red light. Wife: "She should be driving with her top down." After glancing over, Me: "Yes! Absolutely! She should be top down." (then, hit for agreeing)

- I know a lawyer who left a thriving practice - to become a law-abiding citizen.

- Baking & Color Mixing ... Recipes are for hobbyists - who will never improve. To mix, anything, is an art! Experiment. Failure assured on way to wild success. 

- There was a time ... 'Count your blessings, save your pennies.' Now it's 'Save your time, counting your pennies is the other guy's blessing.'

- Figured out there's attack underway? No conqueror in history abided by the rules imposed upon the conquered. 

- LOGIC and Liberals? Nope! Otherwise, their label means more, not less, freedom(s).

- Veteran (irt military service, ought always be V)

- NOTHING more than necessary NOTHING

- Not Natural Immunity: a medicine-resistant terminal condition resulting from big business partnering with big government. 

- HAD Ernest Hemingway been asked to write in his six-words short story format ... "Parent diagnosed Alzheimer's. Family suffers Disease."

- Dad, career IBM, once told me the company was in the "information" business. IBM today has been marginalized by dis and misinformation competitors.

- While dining on Salem Street Thursday evening, wild rumor came via text. What? We paid our bill. Then hustled up the block to the ice cream shoppe - for the gouge. But we got the scoop.

- On any given day, I'll speak in more than a dozen languages. The only one understandable to anyone else? English.  

- Sunday Mass / sundae mass - Religious experiences!

- Encouraged the gender counselor, "Be a MAN! Go ahead, be a woman."

- Since government has declared the end of natural immunity, standby for the cold (covid) season from Hell. And more big $ for big pharm.

- America today ... empiricist's proof Chaos is not Theory.

- A practicing doctor is fine ... but I'd prefer the doctor perform as every day is championship game day. 

- Muscianship Freedom ... Aware 'Circle of Fifths' exists but not letting theory restrict arranging sweet chords. 

- BRAIN FREEZE - I suffer not.

- LIFE ... is nonlinear. Chaos - not Theory. Keep the faith!

- Hope  Pray  Wish -- to act when not to act. 

- 5 years-old boy to angry mother swatting rear for wandering far from beach campsite ... "You better just calm yourself down." [true story - 50+ years ago - Surf City, NC]

- Keep poking the marshmallow -- eventually dent permanent.

- MARINES - Considering the bizarre state of today's Corps, will someone please send the commandant and sergeant major, each, a 'Guidebook for Marines.'

- "Hooray for Henry!" (I don't know Henry nor call for the cheer but somewhere out there is a Henry in need of the morale boost.)

- Little known history of language ... Modern man's "bend over" was derived from caveman's "Around the bend over there." 

- Template on the social media meme background I use: "What's on your mind?" Great question! I never know what's going to pop in, but you'll read it here first.

- In case you're clueless ... That Green New Deal being shoved down the pie hole and up the pie exit is not about "ecology" but $$$$$ - yours.

- RELAX! The coming war of wars resets the underway great reset. So, start hoarding toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and wipes - because sure enough government sticky fingers will point to covid. 

- When - things get bad, the bad get ready to do bad. Just say - When.

- Dear God, WTF? Seriously? - your friend, Andy PS Billy suggested I write you.

- Well, it surely couldn't do any harm ... What if we start calling Joe Biden Abraham Lincoln and pray for a like presidency?

- So ... I tried to donate my brain to my university's Department of Science. They replied, "After review of your transcripts, no thank you. By the way, seems you still owe $79.23."

- Forgetfulness is not normal with aging. But I cannot remember how I know that truth.

- Dear God, I'm doing the best I can. your friend, Billy

- Whether sweater weather depends on whether weather sweater. 

- 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness' - This Christmas's all-the-rage trivial board game themed, 'Road Trip from Hell.'

- Think about it ... Would a billionaire ever transact $600.00?

- You can bet, without risk, your entire portfolio that big pharm is not working on a "wise up" pill, capsule, mist, nor injection.

- We're not communicating anyway ... So just for fun let's end word/thing association and everyone just call anything whatever. And to double the fun no need for consistency.

- Well, the price of hand soap plunged. First thought? Dr. Fauci announced the end of 20 seconds at the sink every 20 minutes. 

- "Jim Jones World" seems the proper name for today's Earth.

- Great healthcare for chickens question ... How much should a veterinarian charge to treat a $2.00 chicken?

- Chris Botte (great sax at night) [That is, if he plays sax - best know for trumpet.]

- red wine  porch glider  dark  crickets [beat that]

- The Left ... doing the exact crimes they accuse their opponent of doing but they were not - with onus of proving innocence on the innocent. That is damn near perfect Evil. 

- I support ... sidewalks; greenways; kids lemonade stands; using turn signals; drive-thru for anything; most fine arts; original ideas; and family-owned eateries; et al.

- BREATHING - Necessary to live but hazardous to your health. So why not live on the edge - relax and take a deep breath.

- Health scare is a government core competency.

- Not doctor nor scientist but applying NC corn cob common sense ... How is it the Moderna and Pfizer "vaccines" differ from the recently discontinued injurious and deadly J&J?

- So, to be clear ... You're willing to risk your child's immediate and long-term health/life on "medicine" against a virus they're unlikely to contract but enjoy practically 100% odds of full recovery if so contracting? Wow!- The Left would reject a vaccine, any form of medicine, guaranteeing common sense.

- Sorry, I do not understand a 40 something years-old riding skateboard; even with helmet and elbow and knee pads and gloves.

Yes, I've plenty to do. And will get to it soon enough.