BUT POTUS CAN'T TALK NOR WALK

BUT POTUS CAN'T TALK NOR WALK

By Andy Weddington

Sunday, 21 March 2021

Alzheimer's caregivers are heroes.  - Leeza Gibbons

Plymouth Rock.

What's happened since?

Words to follow not minced; some will wince. 

Why, by George, there's President, never jock, can neither talk nor walk. 

Every misstep a balk with high risk trip ending in outline of chalk. 

Look! Look! Foes stalk! While friends pointing, snickering, scheming - America big laughing stock.

And all because one side blatantly did concoct to win prize barrel and lock.

Tick tock. 

They mock. 

They flock.

They're after Glock.

Amendment 2 to block.  

Now gobbledygook aired and sold as straight scoop.

While shuffling and stumbling plane stairs the painful true poop.

President Biden mentally gone - while wayward son carried on with wild women and song and some sort of bong.

Alzheimer's Disease.

Geez, Louise.

Oh please. 

Oval Office duties criminal at minimal. 

So what's country to do for me and for you and for every elder, X-gener, and confused millennial? 

President Harris?

For gall, polled not popular at all.

So, dear Lord, know order tall but have mercy - spare country looming fall from wrecking ball and ignoring protecting wall. 

But should Savior mysteriously opt their favor ...

Whom to call?

There's no one minding defunct mall. 

Stein?

Stein?

Stein?

Alas, Mister Ben - savvy teacher of clever fooler Ferris Bueller - now's time for that frothy cold mug of bitter ale or fine stem of divine red or wine pale. 

Rise patriots all ...

Off comfortable chair in cozy lair.

Get tall! 

And thrust ye charged glass high in the air. 

Wipe salty tears and dismiss petty fears. 

Cheers, hearty cheers - to eyes, nose, mouth, brains, and burning ears!

Can we - somehow, someway - rewind analog or digital clock ...

to find that spirit of freedom seekers who landed at historic Plymouth Rock?

Joe Biden can't help he's not fit. 

Yes, Alzheimer's caregivers are heroes it's true. 

Saints, too. 

His family surely knows that for caring a bit, even if blue.