URGENT MEMO FOR THE PRESIDENT - RE: ISIS

URGENT MEMO FOR THE PRESIDENT - RE: ISIS
by Andy Weddington
Wednesday, 03 September 2014



To The White House...


Mister President,

Sir, disturbed by the grisly beheading of a second American, Mr. Steve Sotloff - by the barbarians of ISIS (whom you refer to as ISIL) - I could not sleep peaceably last night (think George Orwell).

Up shortly after midnight, I researched destructive pest infestations - namely termites.

As ISIS is surely a destructive pest infestation and attacking us (and others, too) and will continue to do so (just as termites never rest), you must know that not one termite control company, not one, uses your speeches to annihilate (must less "manage") an infestation. To the contrary, they employ a simple strategy - they attack with powerful weapons to kill every last one. And then regularly treat as prevention.

Quit talking. Protect America. Protect the world. The strategy simple: Attack!

Without warning.

Kill ISIS.

Kill them now, Sir. Kill every last one. And regularly treat for prevention.  

Then golf.

End of memo.

Post Script

The United Kingdom's Prime Minister, David Cameron, has taken center stage. Momentarily, he appears the American president (who have long history of leading - from the front). With certainty, how handling this world threat will etch your legacy.