by Andy Weddington
Thursday, 02 February 2017
Are ye the ghosts of fallen leaves, O flakes of snow, For which, through naked trees, the winds A-mourning go? John B. Tabb
Floating about social media is a photograph of President Trump, 3/4 figure, sporting one of his signature red 'Make America Great Again' ball caps. Smiling, arms aside and extended slightly forward offering palms up, is our President.
Someone cleverly captioned: Good Morning Snowflakes! What Are We Offended By Today?
And that wonderful image sparked the idea for some snow definitions ...
Snowflakes: The irrationally upset, bitter, hostile, and downright antagonistic as to election results.
Snowstorm: Result of a lost election - a blizzard of snowflakes.
Snowball: Formal social attended by snowflakes.
Snowboard: Directors of snowflakes.
Snowbound: Snowed in with no place to go.
Snowfall: Ongoing post-election antics of snowflakes.
Snowman: No! Snow child. A man is not snow.
Snowdrift: Aimless crowd of snowflakes.
Snow pile: Stationary snowflakes.
Snow shovel: Used to remove small crowds of snowflakes.
Snowplow: Used to disperse large crowds of snowflakes.
Snowshoe: Comes in a rainbow of colors.
Snowy: Noise; white or not. Static.
Snow forecast ...
Blizzard tapering to lingering flurries.
Sunny mornings, Spring, and budding trees ahead!